SHUT UP, GET ON THE BED, NOW

child: trips and falls by accident

hispanic mother: MUCHACHO CARAJO CABRÓN ESTUPIDO COÑO

crying omfg

Foal being born

When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

I’m just like,

oh hey look its my geometry teacher from fresh year…. what the actual

ratchet girl anthem

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I CAN’ TBREATH